Frisky On The Fourth In The Hamptons
It was an eventful holiday weekend for Hamptons' police officers. (Photo: Nicole B. Brewer)
For some reason the Southampton Town Police Department was extra busy over the holiday weekend with 27 arrests ranging from littering - what could the woman be littering that was so bad she was arrested - to serious offensives like DWI's and a bit of lewd behavior. Maybe too much celebrating America's Independence in the Hamptons this year?
Something that really shouldn't come as a surprise, most of the alcohol related offensives like open alcohol, drinking in public, etc. were by men and women under the age of 26. Apparently they haven't learned to finish their drink before leaving the bar.
It seems like waiting in line for the bathroom was too much of a hassle during the holiday weekend because six men, ranging in age from 22 to 31, were arrested for urinating in public. Thought the line to the men's room was always shorter?
There were seven drug related arrests for cocaine, ecstasy, and as the Southampton Town Police Department spells it, marihuana. There was one person who was hoping for a hallucinogenic happening caught with ketamine, which after a little research is typically used as a sedative pre-surgery. How does one even come about finding ketamine or think that sounds like a good idea?
Two more folks made the dumb crooks line-up getting arrested for public lewdness at Tiana Beach. Guess they were feeling frisky and went for a romp. Must have been a sandy ride back to the station.
My guess is Southampton Town Police Department is hoping for a less eventful Labor Day
Nicole is the Editor-in-Chief of Hamptons.com where she focuses on lifestyle, nightlife, and mixology. She grew up in the Hamptons and currently resides in Water Mill. www.hamptons.com